What could be better than a cock the size of a Stella Artois? . . . An even bigger cock of course!
While the dick featured in this post, discovered recently while on cock-safari, is the perfect size for me-- Liberace, the notoriously closeted, sparkle-caped piano-Qing* of Las Vegas, was rumored to have a 14 inch monster dong. A butt-fucking sex-fiend trapped in the era before Viagra, Liberace apparently DID have an implant inserted into his penis to maintain a constant erection.
For more on Liberace, be sure to torrent HBO's upcomming drama about Liberace's love affair with a younger man (or subscribe if you're rich and can afford that kinda stuff). ;-)
Neighborhood residents in Canton moved to block an upcumming sex festival in my hometown of Baltimore, scheduled for this weekend. The "Touch of Flavor" BDSM convention, focusing in particular on sexual-education workshops, would have featured such harmless mainstays from the sexual spice rack such as whipping, polyamory and rope bondage, until neighborhood activists filed suit in court, citing the proximity of "Touch" to a local playground as grounds to cancel the event.