I SEE PENIS: PIN CUSHION

Ouch!  Looks like this one would hurt. . . .Just the way I like it.  ;-)

I SEE PENIS courtesy of BSD reader Rich, who traces the object's provenance to the Museum of Sex in NYC.  

I HEART CUNT FUR

What's not to love?  (Something on the ceiling apparently)  

Found bar-hopping in Baltimore.  

DVDs FOR DICK: HOTEL VERY WELCOME

BSD Comrade Carsten recently mailed me a copy of "Hotel Very Welcome" by director Sonja Heiss.  Unfortunately for me, I haven't found a way to watch it yet!  Damn PAL region 2!!!

Thankfully for all of us, anyone can watch the trailer on youtube:

COLBY'S RIDE: BOOBS ON A WINDOW

Discovered innocently enough while on nanny-duty, walking the block in my neighborhood.

PERFECT COCK: THE GHOST OF LIBERACE

What could be better than a cock the size of a Stella Artois? . . . An even bigger cock of course!  

While the dick featured in this post, discovered recently while on cock-safari, is the perfect size for me-- Liberace, the notoriously closeted, sparkle-caped piano-Qing* of Las Vegas, was rumored to have a 14 inch monster dong.  A butt-fucking sex-fiend trapped in the era before Viagra, Liberace apparently DID have an implant inserted into his penis to maintain a constant erection.

For more on Liberace, be sure to torrent HBO's upcomming drama about Liberace's love affair with a younger man (or subscribe if you're rich and can afford that kinda stuff).  ;-)

Or simply admire what must be a close approximation to Władziu Valentino Liberace's famed candelabra.    

*My portmanteau for a king who is really a queen.

SEX FESTIVAL COCK BLOCKED

Say it ain't so Baltimore.

Neighborhood residents in Canton moved to block an upcumming sex festival in my hometown of Baltimore, scheduled for this weekend.  The "Touch of Flavor" BDSM convention, focusing in particular on sexual-education workshops, would have featured such harmless mainstays from the sexual spice rack such as whipping, polyamory and rope bondage, until neighborhood activists filed suit in court, citing the proximity of "Touch" to a local playground as grounds to cancel the event.

Event promoters plan to reschedule.

I SEE VAGINA: LIBRARY

Oh the book.  And its many folds and pages.  Reminds of a . . . . ?

"Livre, 2011" by Canadian artist Guillaume Lachapelle, as seen this weekend at the Frieze Art Fair on Randall Island in NYC.